Proverbs - Bang Bang Bang !!

One-liner comments for common proverbs....


There is no substitute for hardwork
Now Mr.Hardwork is a Fullback or striker?

Rolling Stone gathers no m'a'ss
But Mike Jagger did

Pennywise and pound foolish
yup, girlfriends and boyfriends respectively

Better late than never
And why doesnt my professor understand this?

A bird in hand is better than two in the bush
Esp when youve got a meaty turkey to the two little pigeons in the bush

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle
It does..Uniqueness

A coward dies a thousand times before his death. The valiant tastes of death but once
Isnt dies a verb form of Death?

A good beginning makes a good ending
Not necessarily

United we stand, divided we fall
And the Indian team is united only while falling

A jack of all trades is a master of none.
So India better stop their futile attempts on their scouting for an allrounder

A penny saved is a penny earned
But the converse is not true

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Is someone fond of Veerappan or ?

Actions speak better than words
Sreeshanth, you listening?

All's fair in love and war.
Emami effect?

All that glisters is not gold.
Coz even diamonds glitter !

Barking dogs seldom bite.
My college dogs dont even bark !

Blood is thicker than water.
Duh, me aint that bad in chemistry !

Empty vessel makes more noise
My dear Sidhu

Cleanliness is next to godliness
Who located it?
And am devoid of both !

Don't fall before you're pushed.
And what else will Barca FC be famous for?

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
And say tata to your girlfriend

What goes up must come down
But the problem is that MIG 21s are coming down a bit too soon after take off

Slow and steady wins the race.
But not Twenty20

Opportunity knocks your door only once
So have as many doors as possible

Laughter is the best medicine
Pharmacies should be filled with comics, and koundamani wouldve been the best doc in the world

Love is blind
That’s why vijaykanth has done love stories

Don't cry over spilt milk.
After all its neighbour's
Or hit the one responsible for it

Courtesy costs nothing.
Free stuff lacks quality :D

Clothes dont maketh a man
Ya, am old enough to know the actual process that goes into the making of a man !!!